Better a witty fool

brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?
lilyliqueur:

beyond—the—sea:

queue-t-pi:

When I saw this I’m pretty sure my gasp could be heard across the world. That’s why he doesn’t have Lily’s eyes. It makes so much sense!

*cries*

DON’T FUCKIKNG touch me

thepacificrimjob:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

in what realm would i need to make pasta for a horse

It’s for when you’re so hungry you could eat a horse!

Anonymous → Are you into BDSM?

neilnevins:

I’ve always been a fan of Bob Dylan’s Sensual Music 

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

Comparison is an act of violence against the self.
Maya Angelou (via lindsaybottos)

one of the most nerve-wracking things is introducing someone to a band/artist and slaving over picking the perfect song for them to hear and then sitting there and waiting for their reaction

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midwesternmiscreant:

Enjoy the new release from Adult Mom!

Out today on Miscreant Records.

<3

mumford and sons out of hiaitus

moochingwarwidows:

The folk rock group have begun work on a handful of new songs at Eastcote Studios in Kensal Town, west London, the same studio where they recorded their debut album ‘Sigh No More’. They intend to release the record in early 2015. 

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IT’S TRUE