Better a witty fool

dingdongyouarewrong:

date a tall boy with black hair. date a boy who will hate the world with you. date a boy who drinks tea and will sit with you by the fire. date a boy with honour. date a boy who needs to capture the avatar to restore his honour. date prince zuko.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Plastic wrap is tin foil for people who hate themselves.

uptownhags:

Get to Know Me Meme: 10 celebrity crushes or, “have coffee with me”
↳9/10: Adam Scott

He is really generous and kind and like a real pro. And by ‘pro’ I mean prostitute. But he’s such a wonderful, kind, and funny male prostitute.

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

instant-oatmeal:

am I doing this right?

We boil at different degrees.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (via likeafieldmouse)
americanhighwayflower:

Despite all my rage I am still holding cats on a page

earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light
Turkish Proverb  (via xminene)

and that ends today.

(via lavenderwrath)

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons